Friday, June 19, 2009

Just Like Mom Used to Contaminate....


Nestle USA is voluntarily recalling some of it's Toll House refrigerated cookie dough due to possible E. coli contamination.

To be brutally honest, this stuff should be voluntarily recalled because it's garbage.

I tried some of it once and I wondered how a company had been able to turn petroleum byproducts into baked goods. It tasted like I imagined a spoonful of Vaseline would taste.1

Either way, buyer beware......


1. Dear Nestle USA legal representatives: The notated comment above is satirical in nature and not meant to suggest that any Nestle food-like products ACTUALLY contain petroleum or similar carbon-based ingredients.

1 comment:

  1. I've tried some, too and it's not very yummy :) Hard to believe with all the preservatives, any kind of bacteria could EVEN grow!

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